Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation
Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
And the wierdest law in the world is...
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act
credited to buzzle.com
the first law is btten byullshit wch dusn even exist..dont post crap
sources?
"sources?"
You give up the ability to ask for sources when you cruise the internet looking at BS time waste sites. If you are trying to sound like a learned individual scouring the web for truth and righteousness you have failed miserably.
#1poster needs to not post crap as well...
Presumably "self-pollution" gets one decapitated, not capitated (the mind boggles), in Indonesia.
You are all a bunch of fucking faggots! Every last one of you, stop bitching and complaining about a site and enjoy it for what it is, or shut the fuck up I don't care which one you choose. Bitches!
#5 is a bunch of BULLSHIT! im from Guam and its an american territory.so we're american, following U.S. laws. Fuck this website
Everyone shut the fuck up before I have sex with your lambs. (But I will not eat their flesh.)
that comment about colombia is fucking bull shit...
Just sold my pants to buy a one way ticket to Guam. hope they're hiring
In Saudi Arabia men wipe their asses with their clothes. This is why you will not find toilet paper in bathrooms.
Having lived in Colombia I can safely say that even if that law still exists within the pages somewhere it hasn't ever been applied.
apparently if you jack off in Indonesia, the penalty is that someone gives you head.
bull fuckin shit
this is untrue
the laws are creations of a sick mind
do not post lies for yourself intertainment troll
man this mother fucker ... be posting bullshit .... source mother fucker !!!!!! cite your source ....
I'm a Middle Easter Muslim, and all these laws about animals are frikin horse shit...and what kind of religious law or a religion adopted by 1.3 billion people actually allows you to shag animals.. animals, really!!!!
I hate racist fags
Number 3 is false. There is no such law.
Not sure which is funnier, the post or the comments....
The comments are by far funnier.
As for what happens if you masturbate in Indonesia, Dictionary.com has this to say:
Capitation
1. a numbering or assessing by the head.
2. a poll tax.
If you're caught, they assess the head, and tax your poll.
It is law that if you live in a third world country (which include and are not limited to places like; Middle East, Africa, certain parts of South America) you must suck off a donkey, get fucked by an elephant, then have an orgy with a goat herder and his 40 goats, afterwards you must party for 24 hours by drinking piss from a cow, and may only end the festivity by strapping, not 24, and not 26, but 25 sticks of TNT to your chest where you then go out into a field far away from houses and people, and blow yourself up.
lol all these pathetic people. but yet sadly i post a useless comment as well. but you guys.....wow, how strange life is to some.
god im glad i dont live in indonesia
It's a law that anyone who reads this list of laws and believed them, must smack their forehead and say "OMG I'm such a fucking DUMBASS!"
If you can smile while you do it, you are pardoned.
If you are still pissed and want to argue, it is a law that you may only have sex with goats for the rest of your life.
how about crazy sex laws in us? here are some
-in arizona it is illegal for a woman to own more than 2 dildos.
-in hartford it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on sundays.
-in minnesota it is illegal for a man to have sex with a bird.
You are all fucking idiots. These laws are all very real, but outdated. If you actually do your research you will find all these laws still in the law books, even if they are not actually applied anymore.
#5 IS BULLSHIT.
haha.
you cant get married if your a virgin.
lol im from Guam
and were perfectly normal island people.
just like hawaii.
so stfu, this is so dumb
I'm moving to Guam!
But, they actually tax people for touching themselves in Indonesia?
"Anonymous @ September 18, 2009 4:59 PM" doesn't have a clue. Just because Guam is a US territory does not mean you are American (presumably you meant a citizen of the U.S.A.). You actually have to be from a state of the union, not an annex.
"It's the law in Kennesaw" An old outdated law requires you to own a gun if you live in Kennesaw Georgia.
lol all of these laws are bullshit .. they dont exist. But there really ARE some real bullshit laws that EXIST during our time ... if only someone posted/analyzed THOSE instead of posting this meaningless bullshit (which obviously feeds the problems, instead of help solving them).
Im not amazed .
what i expect from Americans is too make up some bullshit and the other idiot American believes it and the most idiot one comments and swears and humiliates other races and religions based on the bullshit he just ate .
Ha ha ha all the pakis having a go cus there laws are being put online and the dont want people knowing ha ha lamb fuckers